actionables:

slothgrrunge:

apclogetic:

lindsaylohoean:

if nash grier was a toy he would be *drum roll*

image

A CHAMPAGNE FURBY

for that, he would require no body hair

you’re gonna have to shave the furby, dude

 image

fixed it

yet another unrealistic expectation for Furbys

skylorde:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

it’s the first letter, why did you peel and throw it two times? (maybe three, seeing the little part after the o)

sodamnrelatable:

 

They don write ‘em like this anymore

(Source: wiinterquay)

caseyanthonyofficial:

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

insertfandomreference:

only 90s kids can reblog this

(Source: dudewithabow)

(Source: ponpekopon)

romangoddessvictoria:

nephilimgirlbooks:

yesterdayisadisgrace:

liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

I’m dying

So are they

Tree trunk painting by 23 year old Chinese student, Wang Yu. 

(Source: slugsong)

meexart:

My children 

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

parmesan:

Do you just randomly cry when someone does the smallest thing that ticks you off and suddenly you remember everything annoying

mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

(Source: constella)

(Source: gosimpsonic)

2chaaaain:

2chaaaain:

linzstuck:

posts saying white cis males suck

image

posts saying all men suck

image

friends reblogging those posts

image

me wearing a hatimage

me wearing another hat

image

me wearing another hat

image

me wearing another hat

image

me wearing the first hat again 

image

me wearing another hat

image

:)

i’m crying he deleted lmfao